This article is simple, these are ten of scariest
things I’ve heard from women throughout my life.
1. “I’m fine” or the text “K.” These are
two of the scariest things you could possibly say. When you respond this way, I
know I’m in trouble, I just don’t know why. She isn’t fine though. Whereas when men say this they usually mean
either “I’m fine” or “Give me a minute and I’ll be fine,” when a woman says
this she means “Guess what’s bothering me right now.” Since you aren’t a mind
reader, you aren’t ever going to guess right. You might even overplay your hand
and give her ten other things to be mad at you about. Tread lightly until she
decides to tell you, in painstaking detail, precisely how she’s not fine. When
it comes to text, I will text something like, “hey sweet girl, I miss
you” to which I get a response back, “k.” I begin racking my brain to my core
wondering what I did. It could really be anything. I could have forgotten to do
something or you could have read a text on my phone that made you made.
2. “No, I don’t mind if you do X.” Whether it’s playing video games or heading out
for a night with the boys, rest assured, if you have to ask, she minds, and she
minds big time. When you roll back in, get ready for the silent treatment or at
least the terse treatment. Think of this as a prequel to “I’m fine” and you’ll
start to understand things a bit better.
3. “Where do you want to eat for dinner? Or
It’s up to you.” This one is one of the biggest tricks you play on our male
species. You generally reply with, “I don’t care, you choose.” I pick
somewhere, which the reply generally becomes, “ugh, I really want anything
besides Mexican food.” I pick again and while sitting at the restaurant you go
quiet. I ask what is wrong to which you tell me, “I’m fine.” No we are back to
square one and I’m in trouble and I don’t know why.
4. “I want to set my friend up, do you think
she’s hot?” Guys, tread very lightly on this one. If you say, “yeah she’s
way hot” that phrase will be used against you from the remainder of your
relationship. Every time that girl ever shows up at any party you are at with
your significant other there will be passive aggressive jokes about how you
suddenly wish you came to the party with that other girl cause she’s so hot.
5.
“I’m really into you, I’ve just
been super busy.”
Come on, man. You know this is complete bullshit. How many times has a “super
busy” girl that’s “totally into you” ever come around? How many times has this
line been the beginning of the end with regard to you dating someone? So why keep falling for
it? What it means is that she’s not that into you and doesn’t want to hurt your
feelings by coming right out and saying it. Deep down you probably already knew
that. The irony is, the best chance you have of her somehow becoming less busy
at some point it to take it in stride and move on.
6.
“You don’t care.” I obviously haven’t shown you in
the way you want that I actually do care. However, you go extreme and just tell
us we don’t care. Just tell us what we are doing wrong.
7.
“Am I Fat.” This actually isn’t a am I fat
question. I’ve learned to never respond with, “well we could get in better
shape and get a trainer.” What she’s asking is whether you think she’s
attractive or not. Answer this question and DO NOT HESITATE, answer it quickly.
8.
“We Need.” This one is simple, she wants
something, don’t think about it logically or you’ll be in a fight. Just get it
for her.
9.
“We need to talk.” She wants to bitch about
something you’ve done wrong. Sit down and listen cause she is going to complain
about something you’ve done wrong. You want to absolutely set her off the edge,
tell her the same thing. She won’t be able to think straight. She’ll assume
worse case scenario immediately.
10. Lastly, my personal
favorite “I’m not emotional or overreacting.” Right? Everything you have said
has been perfectly normal and logical. Talk to me when you are no longer on
your period. You’re not in the right state of mind, you crazy person.
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